Wednesday, July 29, 2009
xhabes2....
aku semacam xberpuas hati with the way this place is run.... this damn security thinks that they are the law and they would do anything for money... damn blood thisty people....
pulang dari minum petang masuk mengikut gate 1 UTP... guess what, klu perati tul2 sape yg issue saman aku tuh, nama dia raja... raja ape aku xingat, tp yg enting ade raja lah... as u all noe da potong kan rambut aku... die tahan kete aku... then die tanye
"tah ape2 rambut la ko ni..."
dalam ati aku nk aje cakap "kan, buruk kan rambut sy pendek... panjang lg kemas... DEGIL!"
aku maniskan sketla ayat aku "aritu cik yg suh sy potong, jd pedek la... nk cemane lg? lg pendek??" sambil ambik secubit rambut degil aku yg sedia tegak, ke atas, nk tunjuk da pendek la..
"tu, rambut kat tepi tu tutup telinga tuh"
"cik, saya tengok muka saya kat side mirror pn nmpk tlinga saya... ape tutupnye?"
"side burn tu"
"oke, balik nt saya amik gunting potong sendiri... nak sgt kemas eh cik??"
"oke, kamu potong... saya jumpa lagi, saya saman double" xya cakapla kemain gila duit die tu kan... bikin panas sial... xcukup pendek lg ke? aku tarik sideburn tu baru 7-8 cm kot.... dulu 30cm.... da buang satu pembaris plastik punye rambut, xpuas2 lagi?? xpaham tul la aku ngan pakgad ni...
mark pak gad ni ye kawan2, rosli, ngan raja.... jangan kompius, raja tu bukan india oke, pakcik tua...
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Saturday, July 25, 2009
bak kata orang, hidup umpama...
roda, ada kala kita kat bawa, jarang skali kat atas... aku rasa roda aku putar laju sangat la pulak... baru macam bulan lepas ngan dua bulan lepas roda aku dekat atas... aku dapat semua yang aku idamkan... pastu bulan ni + bulan ogos, rasa cam dekat bawah la plak... baru2 aritu terkena kesempitan wang... seb bek ade emergency dua ratus simpan arituh.... duit simpan just in case da digunakan... pastu tombol ekon kete plak pecah... dan2 time tengahari panas plak tuh... haisz...
tambah onar lagi, zuhar ajar kelas yang bosan gila.... bukan ape, klas tu kitorang da amek mase first sem lg, tp masa tu dipanggil intro to petroleum engineering, skarang nama die intro to oil and gas.... tp petronas wajibkan kitorang amek... syllabus bdasarkan fes lecture, sangatlah sama... bazir masa, plus, menyemakkan 3 credit hour dalam sem dan idup utp... eloklah tu petronas... dah la cm nek, tp scholar xnek2 pn... orang da papa kedana, lagi nak nekkan dari 2.5 jadi 2.75 sem lepas n ura2 jadi 3.00 terus sem ni... duit sara hidup, masih lagi 500 dari sem lepas dan mungkin jugak sampai bila2 sedangkan bulan jun aritu announce untung berbillion ringgit...
pastu kene saman plak... cube teke apsal?
"dek, bukak topi dek"
masa aku bukak topi tu la kan, of kos la rambut ternaik ke atas n nampak serabut + panjang kaw2 sat...(klu sikat tul2, nmpk pendek tau... n kemas...) saat tu aku rase, muka pakgad tu sure
$$
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camtu... tesengih sambil nampak duet... terus mintak kad matrik, n aku dilayangkan surat saman.... pelbagai ayat manis ditabur, tetapi gagal menawan hati pak gad... (logic la, aku mane reti ayat laki neh) klu macam ni la gayanye, cmane utp xkaya2?
is pun kene gak, tp rambut die lg pendek... cara kantoi, sama cam aku gak... pakai topi... begitu juga sorang membe ak... xpuas ati... ahhh! gila duet diorang tu... fes week kot... kesian la siket... huhu~
ak pn gi la gunting rambut bg pendek sket... aku xkata aku suka ngan tindakan ak, mahupun aku kecewa ngan tindakan aku... aku gunting kat energy kat batu gajah... style la kdai tu... ak suka... ade tukang gunting lelaki yang sangat2 memahami cmane ak nk gunting... gunting pn oke... style... (bukan nk bangga, tp ad org kata ak cam jay chow... sape tuh??) cume pendek~ wuuuuu~
ini after... belakang tu kdai die.... style plak tangkap style camnih...
ini pun after, dengan sedikit lighting...
ada gaya angel x??? hahahaha! P/S: mark pak gad nih... gemok2, ade misai, tengok pn da tau prangai palat
ak rase nk start trend baru la blog ni kot... tiap2 kali aku tulis post, ak akan tulis satu nama lagu yang menarik untuk korang try denga... untuk arinh,
jessica & myungsoo- naengmyeon@naengmyun (klu ble, carik performance die... kiut gila)
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009
unikl to utp
esok nk balik utp dah... haisz.... xsaba ada, seronok pn ada, risau ada, takut ada....
xsaba nak menelaah pelajaran (bajet lebeyh)
seronok dapat kete (yeah!)
risau pasal course yg gagal diregister
takut pasal haga diesel xturun2 (letihla ak nk isi minyak nih... tambahan cadangan nk pekenalkan balik minyak RON95 yang arge die murah 5 sen dr minyak bese mnjadikan jurang beze kete diesel dgn kbanyakan kete petrol hanya 5 sen... ya tul... 5 sen.... teringat zaman foundation jurang dia
50sen...)
yg penting, kete xle kua slalu, bajet kene kontrol lah.... hmmmm~ kurang makan (positif tuh)... anyway, aritu anta barang pegi unikl, tmpt blaja yours truly's sister... tolong dia punggah barang (yeap, my 2nd job... 1st job driver, 2nd job the strong man... wahaha~) tengah duk angkat2 barang tenampak signbod, lelaki dilarang berada dikawasan blok ini... gila rasa notorious zaman skola2 dulu mlanggar praturan (how pathethic! mwahaha!) xtangkap gamba la sbb takut dicop sbgi loser or stuff like that...
btw, baru check result, dapat 3.25... yeap guys, it's increasing!!!! i hope my friends got the same kind of result as i did.... i don't know what did they get... too afraid i might be assking the wrong question la.... kalau dicampur intern yg bakal dapat 4flat (high hopes man... certainly high) aku perlukan lagi satu 3.25 and then result yg len jus maintain 3.... supaya ak leh dapat 2nd class honors (obviously not targeting dean's list... duhh~ not that smart)
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Thursday, July 2, 2009
tipa tetipoo~
aise... gile benak rase kene tipu ngan elaun pkakas... td, bgn2 kul seplo, tgk gune cimb clix da ade satu nilai lebeh 90... xnk gtaw... hehe) yg penting elaun pkakas da masuk la... so, ak bajet elaun buku dan juga elaun 500 cam bese pn da masuk... ( shoping time a kire...) lantas, ak besiap mandi pki baju pastu trus setat kete tu... spi cimb kul seblas, nilai yg same... xpe2, bwk kua lima plo hengget... lepak kat bank tu tgg kul 12, sbb kul doblas xmsuk2 lg dah duet... kul doblas, tiada prubahan.... kecewe ak... dressed to kill, no fund to kill... then satu ari tu tetibe jadi sucky... adek ak yg dah ade lesen pn ngade2 nk suh ak drive die kliling town... (sbgi abg yg protective and caring, ak mesti tman... bukan tpakse..) dahla nk kua pkl 4.30... time jam... =( in the end, i came home with one tuna croissant... that little piece of grinded fish meat spread evenly and lavishly on a half cut croissant bread... so crispy and tongue tantalising that it felt like, oke benti... da abes da pn... hehe... anyway, arpnye esk masuk... rili want an external...
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Thursday, April 30, 2009
apela dosa kitorg....
semalam, ada due test... preparation ari sebelumnya = 0%... pukul 12, br abes tgk stenga muvi dgn snsd - gee 2x... tengok jam, risau pasal test fluid mechanics... bukak buku fluid mechanics, sambil diajar oleh is... crash course kata org... pegi test, a genius... pukul 2, test fm abes, sambung balik lg stenga muvi, snsd - gee 3x... (dos lebeyh lawan ngantuk tgahari...)
ALAMAK! jam da pukul 3, test pukul 6.... kembali risau... banyak bende nak hapal...pegi bilik is "is, ak takot do... stadi habuk pn xde" "oke, jom stadi, tp seblom tu" tgk video pulak~ pukul 3.30 rasanya mula stadi... 4.45, pegi test... jawab dengan cemerlang... cadangan is, buat video youtube "how to make a genius in 30 minutes" gile arh...
tp, hakikatnya ak cemerlang tiru, bukan baca... kwang3... dlam hall, palotak kosong....
sbnanye ak nga riso... sampai 20 hb, ak rase ati xkan tnang nih... dgakn rintihan ati ak... ad sorg lecturer palat nih... kita panggil die IMS (bukan nama sebenar) die dahla mengaja satu kos pe yg agak advance, rumit, tapi cara die ngaja, macam dia tu budak skola menengah masuk utp, amek kitab hijau ulung bdak PE, baca then try ngaja kitorg... pastu, siap bole kutuk kitorang lagi pasal test, pasal camne ktorg patut fail sem lpas... amboi2...
pastu tadi, test drilling, die nyemak kat situ sambil tesenyum "ten people from ur course, would be barred from the exam..." budak pegang buku drilling, tjatuh buku tu... sume xnk baca da... risau da nk final ni, ble bar lg... masalah klas die tu, dahla kadang2 xde attendance... pergi nego, xble... not my problem... pergh~ panas ati aku denga... ak pn riso gak... secara jujurnye la, ak da xingat muka IMS tu... da delete... serius benci....
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Friday, April 17, 2009
saya saaaayyyyyang UTP!!
utp da mula menunjukkan belang... ak smakin tensi... dengan bermulanya rejection pertama aku,(sori ye, benda ni, bg aku topik sminggu.... so isnin dpan ak benti la kot) pastu arinh plak... so, ak pegi finance dept nk byr saman so dat ak bole amek exam slip, failure to do so would result in being barred from taking the exam... da bepeluh, rambut siap sikat huduh lagi sbb nk conceal rambut pjg xnk kne saman, i got there and the lady said i cannot pay the summons... only summons after 1st april will be entertained.... bloody hell u! fyi, ak bkn saje2 nk byr smn lambat... isnin slase educamp, so ofkos la rabu ak tired... then khamis la kan yg tinggal, tol x? but no, they wont understand...
plus, ak nk bayar satu saman je... tolongla utp... xkan la pasal satu saman tige plo hengget ni pn ak xle amek exam kot? pastu atas reason bodo lak tu... las sem bob bwk kete nk bwk balik brg die... basic la tu.... sume org buat kot... then ak bwk kua... pastu, time masuk pak gad kat gate tu ngade2 jugak nk saman... eeee!!! nk je aku langga... understanding la sket... ni payah pak gad laki ni... x understanding langsung! (macam rungutan bini plak laki xunderstanding...) xkanla satu due ari pn nk kene wat stiker... not well worth the trouble, and the time... not to mention stiker tu buruk.... kot macam taun lpas nye oke jugak... wane biru tu... smat sket....
yang besnye, being the
GOOD utp student i am, ak nk la baya saman awl... mls nk indebt... aku gi finance dept sminggu lpas kene saman... org tu kate xkey in lg, so xle wat pape... wat da hell u use internet for huh utp? this is not flintstone age where stuff must be delivered by foot... plus, ak da bwk surat saman tu, xkanla xle baya kot... kamonla~ cop paid kat ak nye slip, setel baek sudeyh~
ak rase, sangat la xpatut utp wat gitu... damn rite u shouldnt... student da baya kan fees utk tuition and all... at least their sponsores have... jgn la bar dr amek exam... bar result leh tahan lagi.. bar exam ape cer bang? xde kene ngene...
nk lagi bes, time ak pegi, due stenga, xle baya... bdak2 len pegi kul 3 tetibe bleh plak... kaman la... jgn la buat such short notice... at least, bg satu ari nk prepare ke hape ke...
u noe wat, fine! nk sgt duit, hambek(sambil campak duit atas kaunter... tp ksian akak tu... xbsala... utp security dept sala) beli moto jaguh baru utk pak gad tu... beli satu kete ronda baru bagus sket... bia banyak lg saman, lg kaye... xpun derma kat anak yatim... at least, hopefully sjuk sket utp ni... dahla panas, bikin org panas lagi
P/S: amount paling banyak rm9000 xsilap.... plus, ade satu saman klaka... aku xde kat tpt kjadian, tp get this... apparently, a summon was issued at v5 parking lot for "meletakkan kenderaan di tempat yg betul" written on the summon slip...
gile duit!
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Friday, April 10, 2009
Celake... gile dengki...
setelah beberape lame xble update blog kat utp tp akhirnya arinh leh, ak rase agk gembira.. dl lan xle masuk ape2 google related... temasuk blogger... gile ar... sbb die, mmg xle terima... sem lpas, ym xle masuk... sbb th ade gtalk... then, sem nh, atas sbb same die block ym, (sbb ym 24jam online utk kbykn student.. ak dga kate la) google kene block... argh! google, merupakan search engine yg bg aku super duper sangat membantu carik info... pastu kene block... pastu assignment sume nk research... tp seb bek, ak rase skang da okayh da... arp2 die xblok balik...
isy... lame rase ak tinggalkan blog ni... macam2 suke duke ak nk cite... tp xpela... potong sampah2 tu sume, kite bubuh yang penting...tag2 tu nnt, ak buat la ye.. tp maybe lambat sket... hehe...
btw, aku jadi head fasci utk educamp br2 nh... td baru abis ni... 2 org xberpuas ati... ak xtau ap yg diorg mara ngan aku... hehe... ak rase xdela ak tlampau menyeksekan diorg, tp klu da spi "klu ko besore lg, ak sumbat pmadam nh"... uits~ hehehe... da la... tu je utk entri kali ni...
P/S: lupe plk nk wish irda punye besde... happy birthday sifu~
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Tag dari locheng... hehehe..
whoa! it's tag fever people! got another tag here from
belle.... here goes!
#1 Describe 10 things about the person who tag you- perasan
- comel (tembam... jgn perasan ye)
- xnk bgtaw rahsia connection
- sangat suke sekse aku
- sporting ar... ak ske
- suke spekulasikan aku ( ingat gamba bilik v1a-037?)
- ada kucing nama ape tah yg terangsang dengar meow buzz emoticats ym
- xsuke berkapel (ke aku men assume ni? x, aku pna dga die sebut... hehehe...)
- ade gamba die kecik2 makan nasik due pinggan penuh.... hahaha!
- budak meche
#2 Describe 10 things about you
(xkan aku nk masuk bakul angkat sendiri kan? ni ape org kata lah)
- pandai maths
- mulut suke tabur ayat manis
- falsafah yang tah pape pn kuat kua jugak
- cute (?! ayi yg kate la)
- adik ppuan ak adalah ahli kluarga kesayangan aku
- generous
- pemalas
- suke mandi@berenang@sungai@pape je air mengalir (bukan kencing la)
- agak cerewet la...
- tiade teman wanita (hehe... betul... cayalah sorg... pleeeaase!)
ak nak tag sape ye? nampak macam sumorg aku knal da kene tag ajek...
- tedd
- diana (klu ko bace la)
- 8 orang petama yg nak akan diisi namanye... hehehe..
okeyh... bebalik kepade blog... apesal ko ni? lagi 3 jam test, sempat lagi ko nk men2 blog... alaaaaa... kejap je.... perbalahan hati kecil hati besar.... hati kecil menang....
today, i made a dreadful mistake... while i was opening my cotton covering my wounds, i saw some cotton was stuck in my flesh... i pulled it out, man dat really hurts... whoa! u don't wanna do dat.... if its stuck, leave it there....
people kept asking me why im wearing long sleeve nowadays... people, understand, it's common rule in Dating 101.... before contact, make sure the opponent (i like to think ladies as my opponents in a chasing game) does not know ur weakness... after contact then, maybe.... (keluar da satu falsafah merepek)
when will my wounds mend... i need something fast... i can't go out like this... what would people think...
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