Thursday, March 5, 2009

wise guy

okayh, this is an attempt to write about something so serious and suddenly changing the topic so that u readers won't acknowledge a few facts... it will be sandwiched between two lame matters... tho i think burgers sounds more suitable... one good meat stuck between two lame breads... hehe... gosh... i am so secretive... nazira, i noe u have a lot of time to kill, but please, do not, DO NOT read this post and if you do, DO NOT tell mom and dad... i'd be dead meat when i come back next week... super dead... mak bapak xbagi amek lesen moto... pastu jatuh... xpki helmet lagi.... tu la...

let's write about drilling class.... so there i was, walking to class... something unusual i do.. before dat i met irda... die bg sudoku... susa gile kot... 3x padam semua kotak sbb contradict... (bg yg susa2 je ek?) hehehe... it's okay... a lil challenge i good... anyway, i really had to go.... i mean go as in go poo2... so, i was in da toilet... totally not taking my sweet time, i rushed back to class... the lecturer locked the door shut, ignoring our prantings outside... Damnit... he is not a man i say, for he does not hold true to his words.... he said that he'll lock the doors after 10 minutes of class, but at the moment, it was only 3 minutes... what's more, he blamed us ( there was me, anjang and sum other guys...) me and anjang, for going to the toilet... NOBODY goes against Nature the Irresistible... come on... not cool man, not cool.... even though he likes showing cool videos, but now, he's on my bad list, among few other peeps....

okay, to the accident... so, there i was, doing one of my favourite thing, letting the wind caressing my hair on a scooter, riding happily minding my own business, on my way back from scouting the swimming pool.... so, i was at this roundabout, it was raining fyi... so the road is a lil wet... taking a lap, i fell... i was clumsy... my elbow and legs were totaled... here is the picture, fresh right to your doorstep... i am warning u peeps... i go to this extend to hide dis pics cause its gory... i showed my hand to my friends, they closed their eyes...

DISCLAIMER RIGHTS: The author shall not be held responsible for loss of appetite after watching the pic...
click here for the picture's if ur curious... not for the weak hearted remember...
>kaki balik battlefield<
>tangan zombi<

that's gonna scar... My skin!! My modelling dreams! i can't be a hand model anymore..... that's it... it is not the pain that i was afraid of... it's the post-accident scar that occupies me... damnit... goin to the clinic, this conversation happened...

nurse : ubat kuning ni pedih sket oke... aritu ade org tu siap mintak kapas lagi nk gigit.... pastu ptang td baru ade org exciden... menggigil kaki tahan pedih...

saya : alamak, pedih ke? ni yg malas ni...



ubat disapu...

nurse : ooo hebat eh... tahan pedih....

saya : mesti tahan bang, abang xnmpk ke awek2 tunggu turn kat lua tu? xensem ar.... haha!
jauh diluar sana, sy tedengar bisikkan 5 org ppuan yg kesiankan keadaan sy... siap ade tsk3 lg...

aku rase klu time tu aku duk borak, aku bygkn keadaan die camni...

the ladies would ask me how did it happend, and i would like, put a little sad story of me and my friend... after the accident he was bleeding... and i was holding him in my arms...(GAYNYA!!!) and i told him to stay... then he persistly tried to whisper something... i told him to hush... he wouldn't listen... put in a lil crocodile tear or two... (second gay alert!) man, dat would totally get them... hahaha! so cliche...

anyway, anyone has any guides on how to swiftmend my wounds? or, make me scarless?


now, for the second bread... i won the HSE blog writing competition! yay! Green Doodles got third place... right behind We Create Disasters by my coursemates and this is the punchline... Something like Fantastic Fabulous Five got first place... sounds more like a fashion blog... hahaha! at least green doodle nmpk environment sket ar kan? we create disaster tu cool jugak la... hehe... Fantastic Fabulous Five? i dunoe... at least we got 30 bucks and a cert... dats good enuff for me... btw, tejumpa irda ngan zai... total karam sing walia fan... they went there jus to meet KSW... hahaha!!! cutenye... actually, today i heard irda laugh for the first time... i noe ur a sunshine, but i've never heard u laugh before.... u have a cute laugh... hehe.... cute tp nakal...

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